Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
Showing posts with label Waiter Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Waiter Jokes. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Waiter Joke
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
Monday, February 21, 2011
Waiter Joke
Waiter, "I can’t seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup."
"Would you expect to find angels in angel cake? "
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