Kid Joke

6 year old boy : I love you mom !!!

Mom : awww..! I love you too!
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17 year old boy : I love you mom!

Mom : sorry, I have no money!!!

Kid Joke

School Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak Dev Ji?

Student: All of them were born on Indian centre govt. holidays!

Kids Joke

Tina comes home from her first day at school.
Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
Tina replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

Kids Joke

Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!