Sardarji Joke

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Sardarji Joke

A Punjabi Sardar and a Bengali Babu were talking about their State's patriotic history during the freedom struggle.

The debate heated up and both ended up claiming that their state had the maximum number of freedom fighters.

They finally agreed on a method to find which of the states had more freedom fighters.

Each person would say the name of a freedom fighter from his state and pull one hair out of his opponents head.

Both of them began earnestly. "Bhagat Singh" said the Sardar and pulled one hair from the Bengali.

"Netaji" said the Bengali and did the same.They continued like this for some time, but soon exhausted all known freedom fighters.

The Bengali, however, was very clever. He used Sardar's ignorance and reeled off a lot of imaginary names.

The Punjabi was stuck.

He did not know any more Punjabi freedom fighter's name.

He thought deeply for a moment, jumped on the Bengali's head and pulled all his hair out shouting - "JallianWala Bagh".

Sardarji Joke

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.
He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.

Then he came to the column "Salary Expected".
He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote:
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Yes

Sardar Joke

Salesman: Sir cockroach k liye powder loge kya ?
Sardarji: nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte..!? Aaj powder denge to kal PERFUM mangega....!